- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

A women left the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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