- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Pianos.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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