- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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