Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

A women left the kitchen.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

The holocaust

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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