- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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