Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Why did the chicken cross the road?

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

they told me not to write here but i did

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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