- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Donald Trump

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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