- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

noah is a scrub jungle

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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