Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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