,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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