What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

A jew enters a mall.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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