Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

homosexual rights to marriage

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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