- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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