A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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An anti-joke

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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