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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Tilt your screen back .

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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