- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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