- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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