What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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