why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

woman's lacrosse

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Anti Joke

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