Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

I love pissing people off :P

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

the NAACP

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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