What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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I'm rick james bitch

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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