- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shea's sty....

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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