- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

women's rights

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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