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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.