why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What do you call an arab ?

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can you touch your toes? no

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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THE GAME

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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