what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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