Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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