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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

A jew enters a mall.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds