- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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