- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Detroit has a low crime rate

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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