Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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