- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

No it doesnt..

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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