- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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