- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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