- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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