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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

poop.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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