What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Please ignore this statement.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Grace Ackerson

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Yellow People !!

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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