Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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