- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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