- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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