Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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