Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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