- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

I hate long jokes -_-

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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