- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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