how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Anti Joke

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