What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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