- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

your mom is so stupid she got raped

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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