Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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