- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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