- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Terry has ebola

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock Know! Come in!

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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