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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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