We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Your existance.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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