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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Bryson got a concussion...he died

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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