A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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