your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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How High is a Chinese man

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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