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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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