A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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I shot a bitch.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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