whats up and also down? your mum

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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