- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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