Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Trump will make America great again.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

womans having rights.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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