Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Everybody will die

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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gingers

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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