- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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