How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Anti Joke

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