- Anti Joke

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What is a jew in space? Dead

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating