- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What african eat for christmas Sand.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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