- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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