- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My parents died!

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

it's funny because it's funny

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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