- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

it's funny because it's funny

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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