- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Anthony sucks

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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