You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Women's rights.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

your face

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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