How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A woman wears a dress.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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