- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

2 black kids walk into school

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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