- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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