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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

A jew enters a mall.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ