What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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