- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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