Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What's your guys names?

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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