What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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