- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

European on my shoes, buddy.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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