- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A chicken walked into the bar...

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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