Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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