Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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France had one revolution

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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