What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

womans rights...

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

The FCC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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