- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Get some flipping new jokes people

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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