What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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