A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Are you gay? No. Ok.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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