- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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