- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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