Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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