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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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