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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

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